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    Post  SarahFlame Tue Jul 19, 2011 4:40 pm

    A Really Bad Day
    There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

    Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

    "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

    "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
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    Post  SarahFlame Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:32 pm

    A Noob Bride !
    The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
    anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

    "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
    prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
    prisoner in the prison.

    And then they made love for the first time.

    Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

    Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

    Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

    After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
    the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
    a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

    The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
    born foal.

    Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

    She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

    Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
    OKAY!

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    Post  Jussi - Choosy Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:38 pm

    Omfg hahah xD cant stop... Razz
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    Post  SarahFlame Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:18 pm

    No Title ! Razz
    A crusty old biker, out on a long summer ride in the country , pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside. As he passes through the swinging
    doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar:

    COLD BEER: $2.00

    HAMBURGER: $2.25

    CHEESEBURGER: $2.50

    CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50

    OTHER JOBS: $50.00

    Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole’ biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving
    drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers.

    She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker. “Yes?”

    She inquires with a wide, knowing smile, “May I help you?”

    The old biker leans over the bar, “I was wondering young lady,” he whispers, “Are you the one who does the other jobs?”

    She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs, “Why yes, yes, I sure am.”

    The old biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, “Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger.”
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    Post  Jussi - Choosy Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:54 pm

    sarahs drunk Wink
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    Post  SarahFlame Tue Jul 19, 2011 8:09 pm

    Big Head

    Gubi comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head."

    His mother replies, "No you don't Gubi. You have a hideously deformed head. The other children are merely hiding the truth to protect your feelings."



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