Funny Stuff--Must be read!

This is a joke about Forum Moderators!A friend made fun of me several nights ago!
I thought that the joke was great so i will share it with you guys!

One night a Forum Moderator goes in bed with his wife!After 2-3 minutes the stuff got really hot!Clothes were flying, kisses, etc!
At one moment the wife :
-Dear my head hurts!I better go and take a aspirine!
The Moderator than hit his wife, with a well placed punch in the eye!
The wife:
-Dear what was that about?
The Moderator:
-You have been WARNED for OFFTOPIC!

The joke was translated from my native language Romanian, so i dont know if it sound pretty god!

If you guys have some jokes you would like to share please post them here!

Please dont chat ban me for using a slightly vulgar word.

How do Taurens hide in trees? They paint their balls red and their face green and stand next to an apple tree.
How did the gnome die?
He picked an apple.

Cheers,

Lunarix

OMG=))) "he picked up a apple" =))))
=))

Haha both of them was very funny im still langauge

Some random jokes i found exploring sites ^.^ enjoy
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You know you're addicted to WoW when your boyfriend or girlfriend's pants have a low drop rate.

Blood Elves went to Narcotics until they mana tapped the priest and killed everyone else.

How many rogues does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one, otherwise they'd never find each other.

How many warriors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They can't, unless you give them an arcane intellect buff.

Why didn't the Paladin cross the road?
His Bubble was on cooldown.

Bumper stickers from last year:

I'd rather be raiding Kara.
Your honors student? He's still a #$%^ing noob.
WTB less idiots on the road. PST.
It's not road rage. It's ganking noobs.

Haha Wow jokes makes me sick

Tank> :Fly on the wings of love ...
<Raid leader> :Stop !!
<Healer> :Wait let him sing.
<Tank> :In the summernight When the moon shines bright ...
<Rogue> :GUYS THE MOBS LOSING HP !!
<Raid leader> :We are at illidan now tank, Sing now.
<Tank> :When the heat is on, And the daylight gone feeling love 4ever ..
<Illidan>:I think that gonna go too bed now ... Later ZzzzZzzzz
<Raid leader>:U are the best warrior in !!
<Tank> :Yes i am !! I loot him first take on 4 all. BIG MAMA ! i got of hand and main hand warglaive